"WHATZIT #1" by Gideon Kendall
Pimples, the scourge of adolescents everywhere, are actually portals through which creatures from another dimension derive voyeuristic pleasure. WHATZIT is the story of a creature from this alien world and an American teenager and how their fates intertwine. It is a tale of adolescent angst, action, adventure and acne.
WHATZIT #1: The epic story begins. On a harsh and unforgiving world, a sad and lonely creature bemoans his tortured existence. After completing his daily toil he seeks refuge in the only way he knows how - by spending his hard-earned pittance on a glimpse into a better world. Then, a handsome hero and his sexy girlfriend do battle against a swarm of angry demons, an army of horny robots and a very jealous tyrannosaurus. Don't worry, it will all make sense eventually…
6.5" x 10.25", 20 pages. $5
Full-color covers and interior. Saddle-stitched